1. I like sexually provocative songs.
2. I am kind of a jealous guy.
3. I’ve been using whole milk on accident, I thought it tasted weird.
4. I have consumed 160-180 grams of protein today.
5. I don’t want to clean my grandmothers tomorrow.
6. I wish I had someone to snuggle with tonight.
7. I have enough Bright Eyes music to last me the next year.
8. Eating asparagus makes my pee smell like asparagus. no joke.